you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
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