He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Is it because I queefed?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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