i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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