My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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