are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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