it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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