So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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