your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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