rhymes with "ouble enetration"
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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