Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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