God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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