the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
being pregnant is like rehab
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
You can't just leave with hair like that
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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