He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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