Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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