At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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