I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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