Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
i just google imaged poop.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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