i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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