If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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