Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Randomize
