he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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