Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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