Your face is a jimmy john
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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