idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
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