It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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