So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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