It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
pray to the hookup gods
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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