I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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