You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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