The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
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