have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Randomize
