if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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