The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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