Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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