I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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