shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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