i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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