So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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