therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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