i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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