Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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