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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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