It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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