at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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