break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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