...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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