question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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