Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
you're hired as official boob wrangler
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
God, I missed his penis.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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