So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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