he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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